A Bison, a Cookbook, and an Unreasonable Number of Gummies
The premise is completely unhinged, and that's exactly the point: a lucha libre bison was in the middle of a wrestling match when gummy bears stole his cookbook. The solution is to launch yourself from an enormous slingshot into a crowd of gummies, bounce across them, body-slam anything that gets in the way, and fly as far as physics will allow. Developed by Juicy Beast, Burrito Bison started as a Flash-era game and earned a devoted following for exactly this kind of joyful, escalating absurdity.
The Upgrade Loop
Each run earns candy — the game's currency — based on distance traveled, gummies stomped, and special events triggered mid-flight. Spend it on rocket boots to extend your glide, better elastic tension for longer initial launches, or special partner wrestlers with unique slam abilities. The numbers compound fast: your tenth run will cover three times the distance of your first without you getting any better at the controls. That feeling of geometric progress is the entire game.
Controls
Click or tap to launch from the slingshot, then click again to activate a slam while you're airborne and above a gummy. That's the complete control scheme. The mastery is in timing — slam at the right height and you skip across the crowd instead of sinking into it.
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